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Planet of the Babes

by The Barbecuties

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aron hallam BARBECUTIES YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ROCKING Favorite track: Not the kinda boy.
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1.
Strike 00:25
STRIKE When I saw you yesterday you spit into my face you said you really hate my band, yeah, we’re so fucking lame When we rehearse we don’t sing a song But all the cutest chicks come along cause they know we’re gonna bowl all night long.
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JULIA FINALLY HAS TITS Yesterday he wanted to go to sunny California but today he fell in love with this girl named Julia - Peetie! Oh Julia, you're a pretty girl, one of the cutest in the world oh Julia baby, you're so cool Oh Julia, I have to admit that I was staring at your tits when we were at the swimming-pool - oh my gosh! I know that you don't care that I wanna see you bare no you don't care about me at all My friend says you're so cool, he says that you're so beautiful oh baby he fell in love with you Maybe you don't care, but for you he would give up California, he'd even beat up J.J. For you he would do anything and five beers later he'll even sing Oh Julia what did you expect? You are so pretty and in fact one of the cutest girls I've ever seen You are so cool, you are so nice, your perfect hair and big blue eyes make me dream of places I've never been - Hawaii! He went to the cinema just because of you the film was American Beauty. Mr. Gentleman you preferred I think you know how much that hurts but I know you have the license to kill cause you're so cute He says that J.J. is a cretin not worth a kiss But you kissed him a lot and now you hate his guts because he left you all alone on your own but my friend, he won't. ...to be continued? Well, I guess! Oh, I love your sexy ass. Please, oh Julia, don't play with him. If you wanna play, oh baby, play with me, oh baby, play with me.
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THAT SPECIAL GIRL This song's about a special girl one of the cutest in the world. She crossed my way, she crossed my heart I first saw her on the schoolyard She was fourteen and oh so sweet I thought she's all that I need I tried to speak, but never dared I was too shy, it just wasn't fair. There's no doubt about it, I'm so sure about it. I fell in love that day in every thinkable way and my love should last til the end of time Then she went away, I haven't seen her for a few years Oh I felt like dying, I cried a million tears Some time later came the day that I got over her over that girl, that very special girl Then a few weeks ago I saw that girl, tried to say hallo She's still as cute as on the first day and I still don't know the words to say. There's no doubt about it, I'm so sure about it. I fell in love that day in every thinkable way and my love should last til the end of time
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50 SECONDS TO MAKE YOU MINE We know each other not too well but there's one thing that I can tell you you're all I need in my life. We could be much more than friends hottest kissing without an end I'll be your husband, you'll be my wife You're my number one Together we could have a lot of fun and all the worries would be gone Could you imagine to come with me to the neverending shore by the bluest sea we could stay together day and night When I saw you hanging around my world has turned upside down ever since that day the sun keeps shining bright You're my number one Together we could have a lot of fun and all the worries would be gone
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THE BALLAD OF THE BARBECUTIES People say that we are parasites, that we are good-for-nothings but we just don't give a fuck about all the shit they say, yeah. We're hanging round drinking beer until we drop while all the cutest girls beg us for autographs. People say The Barbecuties suck, of course they're right but our success increases day by day though we're still the same bungholes We're not keen on company of trendy pleasurefuckers we'll be antagonist til we die I'm the kinda guy of whom you say he's got no balls I'm the evil smile on your metal posters on your walls the thumbtack in your toe you stepped in while you ripped them all we're just wanking goofballs, yeah Hey we're not able to play instruments, our haircuts look so wack besides we stink, but we're so goddamn sweet when we're on stage. Call us the monsters in your dreams the dogshit under your new sneakers the headache after being fucking drunk. I'm the kinda guy of whom you say he's got no balls I'm the evil smile on your metal posters on your walls the thumbtack in your toe you stepped in while you ripped them all we're just wanking goofballs, yeah
6.
I DON'T WANNA BE NO FUCKIN' HIPPIE SHIT I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit no I don’t like their lifestyle not a little bit When I smell their dirty toes then I have to hold my nose I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit I don’t wanna be no hippie thanks a lot Wearing sandals, walking bearfoot, smoking pot Long greasy hair is not so nice looking just like Jesus Christ I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit They think The Doors are cool I don’t know what to say You hippies better get out of my way, yeah I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit, no no no.
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SHAGEDELIC QUEEN I met her at the train station she gave me such a good vibration A feeling I never felt before and then I knew I wanted more We sat down and talked a while about anything from music to lifestyle All my troubles were gone I knew she was the one Now I don't know what I should do I'd like to tell her that she's the girl I can't live without She is the girl I wanna know she is the girl I'm waiting for she is my shagedelic queen. She said she doesn't like drunkards and cigarette-smoking punkers How cool is that! Now I'm glad that I never smoked a cigarette She said her favorite band is Liquido I wondered if she likes burritos Liquido is cool and so is she I want her to hang around with me. Now I don't know what I should do I'd like to tell her that she's the girl I can't live without She is the girl I wanna know she is the girl I'm waiting for she is my shagedelic queen. And when she had to leave the train I nearly cried If she had given me a chance, I would have tried, oh yeah. She is the girl I wanna know she is the girl I'm waiting for she is my shagedelic queen.
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DON'T TELL ME SOMETHING I ALREADY KNOW Don’t tell me I’m stupid, don’t tell me I’m dumb Don’t tell me I can’t play the guitar like Dr. Frank Don’t tell me I’m ugly, don’t tell me I’m a bore Don’t tell me I’ll never see the South-African shore Don’t tell me something I already know.
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CRUISIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY OF LOVE Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Look at the stars above and tell me you’re in love with me. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Look into my eyes and let the sun rise for us. Yeah follow me on this fateful trip and save me from this sinking ship I’m a boy and you’re a girl ready to conquer the whole wide world. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love. Listen to your heart and let me be a part of your life Yeah follow me on this fateful trip and save me from this sinking ship I’m a boy and you’re a girl ready to conquer the whole wide world. Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
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MARTINA HINGIS Hey Martina Hingis, you are not a pretty girl and I don’t like your face, your butt and your eyebrows Even if you were so cute and you just begged for it I wouldn’t drop my pants and jerk off in your mouth. I’d rather eat some baken beans and dream of having sex or drink a lot of beer and listen to The MTX but definitely the best thing to do, you stupid slut would be sitting on your face and making funny sounds with my butt And then you stink!
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SUPERSQUISHY GIRL You're a pretty girl, but I don't know the words to say I'm thinking about you since the moment you crossed my way And I just wanna know if you would like to go to the punkrock showwith me tonight Skater shoes and colored hair, all in all pretty alternative Hanging round, drinking beer, laughing about the conservative And I just wanna know if you would like to go to the punkrock show with me tonight Supersquishy - supersquishy - supersquishy girl I wanna know everything about you and your whole way of life I wanna spend my time with you, yeah I'd spend my last dime. Skater shoes and colored hair, all in all pretty alternative Hanging round, drinking beer, laughing about the conservative And I just wanna know if you would like to go to the punkrock show with me tonight Supersquishy - supersquishy - supersquishy girl
12.
Merry Christmas, Santa Clause! You said it was irony, but it meant some more to me. let me tell you one thing: fuck off! I'm sick of apologies. Here's my middlefinger. Look at it. go to hell, you maderferkin' ass. I told you to get some beer and gave you my money. Instead of doing so you bought this fuckin' christmas tree.
13.
NOT THE KINDA BOY I know that I'm not your kind but I hope that love makes blind so you can stand my ugly face I know that I'm not James Dean I got more of Mr. Bean and nothing of Superman's grace But I dig you and anything you do when I met you I was so amazed You're an ass-shaking, yeah love-making then heart-breaking babelicious supergirl from outer space Someday I will be a star cruising round in my new car you'll walk around too bored of your life Then you're gonna understand that I am the better man even though I don't look too nice. Yeah I dig you and anything you do when I met you I was so amazed You're an ass-shaking, yeah love-making then heart-breaking babelicious supergirl from outer space I know why you rather be with him now Yeah he's so strong, he's so cool I'm so weak and such a fool I'm not the kinda boy a kinda girl like you would kinda fall in love with Yeah I dig you and anything you do when I met you I was so amazed You're an ass-shaking, yeah love-making then heart-breaking babelicious supergirl from outer space
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She's a cop 02:42
SHE'S A COP I met her in town today, I was going "oh my gosh" cause I could not believe that she stood there right in front of me Oh no, was it coincidence, I just felt so content I love her deep blue eyes, she's my sugar - she's my spice But shit, I ate fajitas right that day Somehow I swallowed the wrong fucking way I threw up on my pants, well damn, there went my chance I was so astonished when I checked that She's a cop, well I don't care She's a cop, well I don't care In spite of her profession I did fall for her She just laughed while I was pissed looking like a terrorist combining shirt with "fuck the law", sackclothes and chili sauce Oh no, besides I was so shy, I didn't dare to talk to her but one thing I have to admit - I kept on staring at her WOW! So tell me why is life so hard from time to time. I'm just a wimp for her, I'm just the next in line. Girls always cheat on me, cause I'm a zero concerning sexuality I'm a loser She's a cop, well I don't care She's a cop, well I don't care In spite of her profession I did fall for her It took me quite all my courage to walk right over to her, I looked like a dork and said: "Girl, I want a date, so what'cha think about Saturday?" Her handcuffs snapped, I finally checked that She's a slut and I hate her She's a slut and I hate her Never trust a cop because they're all the same fucking assholes. She's a slut and I hate her She's a slut, yeah she’s a slut and I hate her.

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All songs written and arranged by The Barbecuties
Recorded at our practice space from September 14th to 16th 2002
Mixed and mastered by Erik Laser
Cover art by Stefan Spörl

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released June 5, 2002

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The Barbecuties Mannheim, Germany

The Barbecuties are:
Rod - vocals, guitar
Sid - vocals, bass
Zap - guitar
Han - drums, vocals
Our discography:
Eternal Dorkness (Monster Zero Records, 2017)
Go Down With Style (Monster Zero Records, 2015)
Scared The Shit Out Of Me (Bubblegum Attack Records, 2009)
Promnight Heartbreak (2007)
Showdown d'Amour (2005),
Planet Of The Babes (2002)
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