Planet of the Babes

by The Barbecuties

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All songs written and arranged by The Barbecuties
Recorded at our practice space from September 14th to 16th 2002
Mixed and mastered by Erik Laser
Cover art by Stefan Spörl

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released June 5, 2002

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The Barbecuties Mannheim, Germany

The Barbecuties are:

Rod - vocals, guitar
Sid - vocals, bass
Zap - guitar
Han - drums, vocals

We have released five albums:
Planet Of The Babes (2002),
Showdown d'Amour (2005),
Promnight Heartbreak (2007)
Scared The Shit Out Of Me (Bubblegum Attack Records, 2009),
Go Down With Style (Monster Zero Records, 2015)

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Track Name: Strike
STRIKE

When I saw you yesterday you spit into my face
you said you really hate my band, yeah, we’re so fucking lame
When we rehearse we don’t sing a song
But all the cutest chicks come along
cause they know we’re gonna bowl all night long.
Track Name: Julia finally has tits
JULIA FINALLY HAS TITS

Yesterday he wanted to go to sunny California
but today he fell in love with this girl named Julia - Peetie!

Oh Julia, you're a pretty girl, one of the cutest in the world
oh Julia baby, you're so cool
Oh Julia, I have to admit that I was staring at your tits
when we were at the swimming-pool - oh my gosh!

I know that you don't care that I wanna see you bare
no you don't care about me at all
My friend says you're so cool, he says that you're so beautiful
oh baby he fell in love with you

Maybe you don't care, but for you he would give up
California, he'd even beat up J.J.
For you he would do anything
and five beers later he'll even sing

Oh Julia what did you expect? You are so pretty and in fact
one of the cutest girls I've ever seen
You are so cool, you are so nice, your perfect hair and big blue eyes
make me dream of places I've never been - Hawaii!

He went to the cinema just because of you
the film was American Beauty.
Mr. Gentleman you preferred
I think you know how much that hurts
but I know you have the license to kill cause you're so cute

He says that J.J. is a cretin not worth a kiss
But you kissed him a lot and now you hate his guts
because he left you all alone on your own
but my friend, he won't.

...to be continued? Well, I guess!
Oh, I love your sexy ass.
Please, oh Julia, don't play with him. If you wanna play,
oh baby, play with me, oh baby, play with me.
Track Name: That special girl
THAT SPECIAL GIRL

This song's about a special girl
one of the cutest in the world.
She crossed my way, she crossed my heart
I first saw her on the schoolyard

She was fourteen and oh so sweet
I thought she's all that I need
I tried to speak, but never dared
I was too shy, it just wasn't fair.

There's no doubt about it, I'm so sure about it.
I fell in love that day in every thinkable way
and my love should last til the end of time

Then she went away, I haven't seen her for a few years
Oh I felt like dying, I cried a million tears
Some time later came the day that I got over her
over that girl, that very special girl

Then a few weeks ago
I saw that girl, tried to say hallo
She's still as cute as on the first day
and I still don't know the words to say.

There's no doubt about it, I'm so sure about it.
I fell in love that day in every thinkable way
and my love should last til the end of time
Track Name: 50 seconds to make you mine
50 SECONDS TO MAKE YOU MINE

We know each other not too well
but there's one thing that I can tell you
you're all I need in my life.

We could be much more than friends
hottest kissing without an end
I'll be your husband, you'll be my wife

You're my number one
Together we could have a lot of fun
and all the worries would be gone

Could you imagine to come with me
to the neverending shore by the bluest sea
we could stay together day and night

When I saw you hanging around
my world has turned upside down
ever since that day the sun keeps shining bright

You're my number one
Together we could have a lot of fun
and all the worries would be gone
Track Name: The ballad of The Barbecuties
THE BALLAD OF THE BARBECUTIES

People say that we are parasites, that we are good-for-nothings
but we just don't give a fuck about all the shit they say, yeah.
We're hanging round drinking beer until we drop
while all the cutest girls beg us for autographs.

People say The Barbecuties suck, of course they're right
but our success increases day by day
though we're still the same bungholes
We're not keen on company of trendy pleasurefuckers
we'll be antagonist til we die

I'm the kinda guy of whom you say he's got no balls
I'm the evil smile on your metal posters on your walls
the thumbtack in your toe you stepped in while you ripped them all
we're just wanking goofballs, yeah

Hey we're not able to play instruments, our haircuts look so wack
besides we stink, but we're so goddamn sweet when we're on stage. Call us the monsters in your dreams
the dogshit under your new sneakers
the headache after being fucking drunk.

I'm the kinda guy of whom you say he's got no balls
I'm the evil smile on your metal posters on your walls
the thumbtack in your toe you stepped in while you ripped them all
we're just wanking goofballs, yeah
Track Name: I don't wanna be no fuckin' hippie shit
I DON'T WANNA BE NO FUCKIN' HIPPIE SHIT

I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit
no I don’t like their lifestyle not a little bit
When I smell their dirty toes then I have to hold my nose
I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit

I don’t wanna be no hippie thanks a lot
Wearing sandals, walking bearfoot, smoking pot
Long greasy hair is not so nice looking just like Jesus Christ
I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit

They think The Doors are cool
I don’t know what to say
You hippies better get out of my way, yeah

I don’t wanna be no fucking hippie shit, no no no.
Track Name: Shagedelic queen
SHAGEDELIC QUEEN

I met her at the train station
she gave me such a good vibration
A feeling I never felt before
and then I knew I wanted more

We sat down and talked a while
about anything from music to lifestyle
All my troubles were gone
I knew she was the one

Now I don't know what I should do
I'd like to tell her that she's the girl I can't live without

She is the girl I wanna know
she is the girl I'm waiting for
she is my shagedelic queen.

She said she doesn't like drunkards
and cigarette-smoking punkers
How cool is that! Now I'm glad
that I never smoked a cigarette

She said her favorite band is Liquido
I wondered if she likes burritos
Liquido is cool and so is she
I want her to hang around with me.

Now I don't know what I should do
I'd like to tell her that she's the girl I can't live without

She is the girl I wanna know
she is the girl I'm waiting for
she is my shagedelic queen.

And when she had to leave the train I nearly cried
If she had given me a chance, I would have tried, oh yeah.

She is the girl I wanna know
she is the girl I'm waiting for
she is my shagedelic queen.
Track Name: Don't tell me something I already know
DON'T TELL ME SOMETHING I ALREADY KNOW

Don’t tell me I’m stupid, don’t tell me I’m dumb
Don’t tell me I can’t play the guitar like Dr. Frank

Don’t tell me I’m ugly, don’t tell me I’m a bore
Don’t tell me I’ll never see the South-African shore

Don’t tell me something I already know.
Track Name: Cruisin' down the highway of love
CRUISIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY OF LOVE

Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Look at the stars above and tell me you’re in love with me.

Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Look into my eyes and let the sun rise for us.

Yeah follow me on this fateful trip and save me from this sinking ship
I’m a boy and you’re a girl ready to conquer the whole wide world.
Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.

Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Listen to your heart and let me be a part of your life

Yeah follow me on this fateful trip and save me from this sinking ship
I’m a boy and you’re a girl ready to conquer the whole wide world.
Cruising cruising cruising cruising down the highway of love.
Track Name: Martina Hingis
MARTINA HINGIS

Hey Martina Hingis, you are not a pretty girl
and I don’t like your face, your butt and your eyebrows

Even if you were so cute and you just begged for it
I wouldn’t drop my pants and jerk off in your mouth.

I’d rather eat some baken beans and dream of having sex
or drink a lot of beer and listen to The MTX
but definitely the best thing to do, you stupid slut
would be sitting on your face and making funny sounds with my butt
And then you stink!
Track Name: Supersquishy girl
SUPERSQUISHY GIRL

You're a pretty girl, but I don't know the words to say
I'm thinking about you since the moment you crossed my way

And I just wanna know if you would like to go
to the punkrock showwith me tonight

Skater shoes and colored hair, all in all pretty alternative
Hanging round, drinking beer, laughing about the conservative

And I just wanna know if you would like to go
to the punkrock show with me tonight

Supersquishy - supersquishy - supersquishy girl

I wanna know everything about you and your whole way of life
I wanna spend my time with you, yeah I'd spend my last dime.

Skater shoes and colored hair, all in all pretty alternative
Hanging round, drinking beer, laughing about the conservative

And I just wanna know if you would like to go
to the punkrock show with me tonight

Supersquishy - supersquishy - supersquishy girl
Track Name: Merry Christmas, Santa Clause!
Merry Christmas, Santa Clause!

You said it was irony, but it meant some more to me.
let me tell you one thing: fuck off!

I'm sick of apologies. Here's my middlefinger. Look at it.
go to hell, you maderferkin' ass.

I told you to get some beer and gave you my money.
Instead of doing so you bought this fuckin' christmas tree.
Track Name: Not the kinda boy
NOT THE KINDA BOY

I know that I'm not your kind
but I hope that love makes blind
so you can stand my ugly face

I know that I'm not James Dean
I got more of Mr. Bean
and nothing of Superman's grace

But I dig you and anything you do
when I met you I was so amazed
You're an ass-shaking, yeah love-making
then heart-breaking babelicious supergirl from outer space

Someday I will be a star
cruising round in my new car
you'll walk around too bored of your life

Then you're gonna understand
that I am the better man
even though I don't look too nice.

Yeah I dig you and anything you do
when I met you I was so amazed
You're an ass-shaking, yeah love-making
then heart-breaking babelicious supergirl from outer space

I know why you rather be with him now
Yeah he's so strong, he's so cool
I'm so weak and such a fool

I'm not the kinda boy a kinda girl like you
would kinda fall in love with

Yeah I dig you and anything you do
when I met you I was so amazed
You're an ass-shaking, yeah love-making
then heart-breaking babelicious supergirl from outer space
Track Name: She's a cop
SHE'S A COP

I met her in town today, I was going "oh my gosh"
cause I could not believe that she stood there right in front of me

Oh no, was it coincidence, I just felt so content
I love her deep blue eyes, she's my sugar - she's my spice

But shit, I ate fajitas right that day
Somehow I swallowed the wrong fucking way
I threw up on my pants, well damn, there went my chance
I was so astonished when I checked that

She's a cop, well I don't care
She's a cop, well I don't care
In spite of her profession I did fall for her

She just laughed while I was pissed looking like a terrorist
combining shirt with "fuck the law", sackclothes and chili sauce

Oh no, besides I was so shy, I didn't dare to talk to her
but one thing I have to admit - I kept on staring at her WOW!

So tell me why is life so hard from time to time.
I'm just a wimp for her, I'm just the next in line.
Girls always cheat on me, cause I'm a zero concerning sexuality
I'm a loser

She's a cop, well I don't care
She's a cop, well I don't care
In spite of her profession I did fall for her

It took me quite all my courage to walk
right over to her, I looked like a dork and said:
"Girl, I want a date, so what'cha think about Saturday?"
Her handcuffs snapped, I finally checked that

She's a slut and I hate her
She's a slut and I hate her
Never trust a cop because they're all the same fucking assholes. She's a slut and I hate her
She's a slut, yeah she’s a slut and I hate her.